- Although frequently mistaken for a writer, Ross E. Lockhart is, in all actuality, a wronger.
- Ross E. Lockhart has been known to write poetry, prose, essays, and naughty words on bathroom walls.
- Ross E. Lockhart awaits the day when gorillas wise up, throw off the yoke of submission, and deal with those damn, dirty humans once and for all.
- The letters that form the name "Ross E. Lockhart" can easily be rearranged to spell "Hares rock lots."